From overheardnyc:

Student: ... And in Soviet Russia, penis sucks you.

--Stuyvesant High

History teacher: I've never been to Guatemala. Every time I try to go they have a revolution.

--Stuyvesant High

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So, in the almost 10 years since Stuy, I see they still make the same type of jokes. ;)

Also, anyone ID the history teacher?

From Overheardnyc:

Teen on cell: Dude, they kicked me off campus! Because they said I smelled like I was high. I mean, I am a little high, but I don't smell like it!

--Stuyvesant High

Nothing Says Class Like a Nose Full of Sucrose

Stoner #1: I dare you to snort this pixie stick.
Stoner #2: But I only have a five dollar bill.
Stoner #1: So, what's the problem?
Stoner #2: Dude, you can't snort with a five dollar bill. That's just wrong. It has to be at least a twenty. God, have some dignity.

--Stuyvesant High School

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